Really.
We couldn't make this stuff up if we tried. After a trial is over and before the Judge imposes sentences, there is usually a flurry of motions. This case is no different. However you should download and read these motions and the memorandums supporting them if you want to get a glimpse of how little these clowns (and their lawyers) think of the voting public.
We can only hope that Judge Miller remembers that stealing is not a constitutionally protected activity.
Motions and Memorandums By Lance Malone
Download New Trial Motion from Lance Malone.pdf (72.1K)
Download Malone memorandum in`support of motion for new trial.pdf (401.9K)
Download Motion by Lance Malone to join in co defendants motions.pdf (72.9K)
Download Malone memorandum in support of joinder motion.pdf (99.4K)
Motions and Memorandums By Ralph Inzunza
Download New Trial Motion from Ralph Inzunza.pdf (48.4K)
Download Motion by Ralph Inzunza For Acquittal.pdf (50.2K)
Download Motion by Ralph Inzunza to dismiss superseding indictment.pdf (50.3K)
Download Inzunza Memorandum in support.pdf (2464.9K)
Motions and Memorandums By Michael Zucchet
Download Motion by Michael Zucchet for a directed verdict of acquittal.pdf (126.5K)
Download Zucchet Memorandum in support.pdf (2395.4K)
The real laughs are in the memorandums.